Crikey!
Critter crossing |
The world tour gets under way down under as the first big points of the season are up for grabs. The teams are set and bikes are tuned lets hit the road. No shortage of Wiskota riders at the Tour Down Under, some are even calling this the race's strongest startlist ever. Let's check it out, Wiskota!
They should climb this |
They have managed to make this race kind of fun with the inclusion of punchy climbs, the exclusion of a TT and some tough roads before the sprint finishes. One of my favorite stages is back again this year. The long drag up to the finish line in Stirling has made for some good racing. Will the climbers go fast enough to drop all sprinters like in 2014? Will a few fast men make it up the hill with enough juice left for the sprint, like last year? Or could this be the launching pad for the overall winner like in 2013? Another cool stage is stage 3 with the corckscrew climb coming in the last 10 k of the race. Ripp it up this just long enough climb, descend to the end and out sprint the hand full of riders who could follow. At least that's what Geraint Thomas did in 2013.
Epic Massive? |
So, some twists and turns, mostly group finishes, how do we determine the winner of this thing? Willunga! This is the closest thing they've got to a mountain here so lets climb it twice. The winner here is almost always the overall winner. The climbers will give it there best here.
How to watch
6 bucks at Franklin Nicollet Liquors Oh, the memories |
Predictions
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How it could happen: Its summer down under and most Aussies are busy throwing another shrimp on the barbie, but instead Rory "King of Chillcoot" Sutherland has been climbing Corkscrew and Willunga everyday. We'll drop him on Willunga they say, but he's not going so easily. Those bonus seconds pay off and Movistar takes a surprise win.
How it might happen: Its summer down under and the billabong has nearly dried up, but that won't stop Diego Ullisi from waltzing matilda right up corkscrew hill. We'll drop him on Willunga they say, but he took bonus seconds in Stirling as well, and after the dust settles Ullisi holds on by the slimmest of margins giving Dynamic an early season lead.
How it will happen: Its summer down under and the blokes are looking for sheelas to have a root, but team BMC is ready to go off like a frog in a sock. We'll drop them on Willunga they say, and the likes of Henao and Pozzovivo are like a shag on a rock. Porte and Dennis look fit as a Mallee bull while Geraint looks like he's going to chunder. BMC goes 1,2, they're stoked and Bob the neo-pro slams some neck oil. Translation
WISKOTA!
Blooming Onion Wails!!!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that you were so well versed in Australian culture!
I like BMC to dominate and Porte will be top dingo. It does not seem like Gerrans is targeting this race, is he playing possum?
I can't wait for Willunga- should we watch at OUtback?
Oh shit, we should totaly do Outback!
ReplyDeleteGerrans playing possum or playing wallabe?