From the Commish

It has come to the attention of the Commish that the April 10th post entitled "De Branbanste Pijl" has recently come under scrutiny.
It should be noted that despite what Patrick thinks the Commish does not support grabbing podium girl's asses.  Also, he does not really think that grabbing ass somehow launched Sagan to victory and thus "sometimes it pays" to do it.  Rather, the Commish is just an amateur writer and his attempts at satire don't always pay off, at least not as well as grabbing ass does.